Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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