Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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