If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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