As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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