why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Randomize