Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize