i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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