Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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