Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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