No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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