Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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