ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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