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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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