She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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