I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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