you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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