I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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