dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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