Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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