Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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