how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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