how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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