Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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