I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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