Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Ladies don't puke and tell
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
So apparently I’m into choking now
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