oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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