My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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