Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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