i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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