Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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