Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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