i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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