I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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