I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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