you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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