Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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