nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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