Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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