we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
she woke up with a sticky ear
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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