We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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