she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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