she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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