He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Your cock deserves a montage
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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