When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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