They should really pass out barf bags in church
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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