i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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