just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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