If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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