im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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