i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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