So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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