so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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