Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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