i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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