My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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