i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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