my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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